i have johnny the homicidal maniac *dances* jthm really is a comic induced joygasm of joygasms. stupid false hopes about jl. argh. but johnny rocks. stay away from people named jon with no H. they are bad news.

ugh hold on the cat wants me to beat him. do you think it's a sign of insanity when you talk to the cat and you believe that he understands you? eh oh well. he's being an asshole. attacking the couch and trying to destroy shit. anyhoo.

i think that i should apologize to someone because i had a completely wrong impression of them. i mean. sigh. i can't really come up with the words to describe the situation but i just thought they were a horrible evil mean person, when in reality i think they're just shy and maybe sort of arrogant. well enough about this.

once again i'm home alone on a saturday night sigh. what i really want for christmas a boy to play with. and sex. definitely sex. like erin's aim profile says: "wanted: boy toy, apply within...my pants."

nikolai is going to go bond with nny.

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