i'm officially moving out of the co-op on may 15th at 530 p.m. that's my designated check out time. my roomie is leaving sunday. she left me a note asking me to move my stuff on my side of the room, i walked in & saw that it's all on my side of the room, so i disregarded the note. i think officially, we are both tired of living with each other. it's not that bad, but she's a totally different person when her boi toi is there or she is talking to him.

i have a short story for you all today, here goes:
there once was a beautiful princess whose only physical flaw was her butt ass ugly brown hair. oh how she lamented about the ugliness of her hair, crying "woe to me! the beautiful princess! how ever will i fix this ugly blemish of mine, oh hair of butt ugly colour i am cursed with!" i swear to God she talks like that ;) anyways, so as the princess was lamenting of her awful dilemma, er flaw, the evil wart fairy overheard. she schemed & schemed & schemed & finally came up with a plan to rid herself of the beautiful princess. so the evil wart fairy disguised herself as the beautiful princesses roommate, um i mean .. uh aunt, yes long lost visiting aunt...from the country. now the aunt had a similar problem, for she too despised the colour of her hair. the aunt told the beautiful princess. "oh beautiful princess niece of mine, i know of a witch with a potion divine. tell her your desire & pay her the price & she'll give you a potion to make your hair nice." the beautiful princess was excited by her aunt's promise! she hurried to gather the necessary money & rushed off with her aunt to meet the "witch". they traveled to a small cottage which didn't really exist at all but was simply a ruse of the evil wart fairy. inside was one of the evil wart fairy's henchfairies in disguise. the beautiful princess told the witch that all she wanted in the world was to have beautiful golden locks. so the witch took the money of the beautiful princess & gave her the potion she desired, telling her that in order to work - the potion had to be applied to all of her hair, that if any part was left uncovered - it would remain the same butt ass ugly brown. the beautiful princess was saddened by this because her father would not let her have any mirrors because she would just sit & admire her beauty all day, but her aunt, really the evil wart fairy in disguise, convinced the beautiful princess "If you do my hair, child, i shall do yours. *evil grin*" the beautiful princess agreed & let the aunt put the potion in her hair & returned the favor to the aunt. when it came time to rinse the witch's potion out - the beautiful princess could see her reflection in a pond & could see the golden locks she had always dreamed of. she jumped on her horse & galloped all the way back to the castle so that her hair would be dry so she could show her family & the kingdom her beautiful golden locks. when she got the castle, she was surprised that no one paid any attention to her, so she paused in the streets of the town before the castle & glanced in a mirror she saw. She was mortified! her aunt had done a horrible job applying the potion! her hair was still mostly brown, the beautiful princess turned her horse around & went back to the witch's cottage - only to find a small shrub instead. the princess had been tricked! how sad she was! she took out her handkerchief & put it over her hair. she slowly rode back to the castle where she looked for her aunt - only to discover her aunt - too had disappeared. the beautiful princess knew at once that this had to have been an evil ruse of the evil evil wart fairy & to this day if ever the evil wart fairy shows her face - she will be hanged for crime against the beautiful princess.

ok well that's all for today

~ciao~

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