tonight i went grocery shopping with coupons and everthing. i saved lotsa money. and i have even more food than before. i had a coupon for 2 hungry man dinners. all i have to say is that those things are fucking HUGE. a pound of food. i just stared at miriam and was like "dude there is no way in hell i can eat all of this". but i had a coupon so it came home with me. when we got home i cleaned out the fridge and freezer. there was some scary tupperware entities. i think one had evolved into a breathing organism. i think i heard it scream in pain as i scraped it out with a knife. have any of y'all ever seen that rocko's modern life where rocko finds that green ball of oldness in her fridge and spunky his dog is always trying to chew on it and it gets dropped in the bath tub and swells up all big and then squirts black ink everywhere? that was a cool episode. anyway we also found some cool stuff in the back of the fridge the asshole ex roommate left. like bean thread noodles i can use in my spring rolls i will make this week.

i made a deal with miriam that i'd vacuum and clean the carpet if she scrubbed the mystery food containers. so i did that and vacuuming somehow only made the carpet look horridly worse in comparison to before. it became large spots of clean juxtapositioned with large spots of stained. a little carpet cleaner, elbow grease, and sweat later our carpet looks nice. i told miriam i was going to remove rob's balls with my bare hands if he walked on the carpet with his nasty plucker's shoes again.

i have a test tomorrow and i'm hungry so i'm gonna finish up this review and grab a hungry man and study.

i love you guys -smooch-

before & after