i hate maybe two things in life - lies and paranoia. today i will talk about paranoia. i was screamed at by chad the fuckhole(chuck's friend) and glared at by rob because of things i said in front of the cop. okay first off this cop lady was cool. she talked about dead bodies and such. anyway, rob is a angry person. a bit too angry. and he was leaving to go to his second shift in a row at the evil job from hell he has at pluckers. in jest i say to him "bye rob, don't kill anyone". in which i was smacked by miriam and glared at by rob. WHAT THE FUCK. okay anyone with a fucking brain cell in their cranium knows i was not serious. no one would believe that he was really going to kill someone. IT'S A JOKE. SMART PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT. anyway they were all paranoid. "oh no don't talk about that in front of the cop she will like...uh she will like. oh wait SHE CAN'T LEGALLY DO ANYTHING. fucknuts. take a fucking class on criminal justice and then be paranoid. there's no thought police in america. no one is going to be vaporized for saying things like "don't kill anyone" this isn't the world of 1984. the second thing that pissed me off and gained chad the title of fuckhole was when he - *HE* - was talking about lsd and this guy who peeled his face off while on it. i don't even remember what I said but it was something to the effect "yeah that sounds like it's a good drug to take there eh chad?" apparently because i said his name after the statement i was "implying he did acid" in front of the cop. i guess referring to the person you're speaking to at the front or end of a statement is now a bad thing. or maybe chad just has a guilty conscience because he does acid. so in conclusion, keep your paranoia to yourself. And NEVER, NEVER yell at me for something your puny brain can not understand.

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