I can still renew! yay!

best way to make a pissy kitty: clip his nails

loser-kid rocks. so does shawntasy. read them. love them. stalk them.

fuck that ...stalk everyone

coca-cola. the end.

WINGS. WINGS. WINGS.

sleep deprivation = brain eating monkeys ... watch out.

monkey monkey monkey. plate plate plate. DIRT. BRING IT BITCH!

Cocksuckers Incorporated: Sucking cocks as long as mouths and cocks have existed.

yes, i know you love me. no, i don't want to sleep with you. yes, i will tell you i do. yes, i am insane. no, i don't love you back. so there.

it's amusing that i review diaries and tell them they don't put enought feeling into their entries and should work on more emotional entries and then i write shite like this. yeah, playing god is fun. suck it bitch.

i'm really beginning to think that you can't tell anyone anything. no one knows how to keep their mouth shut, me excluded of course.

chuck. hot. fuck.

just because i put a link to my diary on my aim profile doesn't mean i want you to read it. it just means i a dumb and make it easy for people i don't want to read my diary to read it. oh yes, i love drama. bitches.

celery. like...the food.

i have a friend, we'll call her erin. she is dating a boy, we'll call him gavin. gavin has a bass. a pretty bass. he has not named it. he is blasphemous. BLASPHEMER!

erin is stalking me.

i have a big knot on my leg that hurts bunches where a knot should not be. damn miriam and her kicks.

THE END.

laugh with me. nikolai is FUNNY.

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