i saw an ad that guaranteed 93% satisfaction. i think that rocks. it's also seems like something that'd end up on headlines on leno, but whatever. i think more companies should be honest like that. "well we pissed off about 7% of the people that came here, but the other 93% were quite pleased." i think anything higher than fast food satisfaction rates would be a good thing to advertise. "people think we are nicer than mc donald's workers" not that all people who work fast food are mean, i've had a few who were really cool. but i mean honestly, it's a miracle if you leave with everything perfect. -especially- at mcfuckyouoverdonald's. getting sauce with your nuggets should be an olympic event.

i came home to a violated room. my computer cried in pain and torture. it said to me "change all my passwords!" and "hide me when you leave next!" so i will obey. i love my bastard computer, and he loves me....as long as no one else touches it without express written permission. otherwise he likes to break. i wonder if my towels ever ended up in the dryer. -wanders off- yeah they did. so that's good.

miriam is letting some random guy who works with rob live here until he finds a place to stay. his own brother won't even let him stay with him so why should we let him stay here? rob is concerned for our safety and our stuff. i am too.

that's about all i can write right now. i'm tired. night all.

before & after