according to her dad i sound like "one of those liberal college students". no fscking shit? well guess what, i'm a -conservative- college student and i still think bush is an idiot. they took much offense when he sarcastically asked me if i thought it'd be better with clinton back in office and i said yes.

oh clinton was such a horrible president that everyone i know had money then and now that mr. facism is president we are all poor and on the brink of world war 3! fuck you bush. i want my livelihood back.

let's look back in time. what was bush's slogan? that's right: "compassionate conservative". i don't think he has ever seen a dictionary in his life. if there's one thing veggie tales has taught me it's that compassion* means forgiving someone even if they don't deserve it. have we done that? noooo. in fact we are even persecuting people who didn't do a damn thing. thank you patriot act for encouraging mccarthyism and making sure my constitionally protected freedoms don't mean anything.

do you think there's much hope in moving to britain?

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* i even looked compassion up at merriam-webster. according to them compassion means "sympathetic consciousness of others' distress together with a desire to alleviate it" hey mr. bush, maybe instead of threatening to kill thousands of innocent iraqis in your kill the commies crusade you could try to help them by lifting the sanctions that are making them starve to death. then when they are healthy they will realize saddam hussein is a rat bastard and maybe revolt eh? what good are half starved peasants with sticks? just please don't make another osama like your dad did.

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